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Do You Love Wheatgrass Juice? Find Out If You Could You Drink More Than A Cow.
5 May 2012
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Could You Drink More Wheatgrass Juice Than A Cow?
1
Can you open your throat to swallow liquids quickly?
Like a porn star
I am a beer bong champion
I drink pretty fast when I'm thirsty
I'm really slow, I like to sip my drinks and savor every drop
2
Do you have any experience as a competitive eater?
I won the Coney Island hotdog eating contest one year
I won the doughnut/marshmallow peeps/hotdog/"fill-in-the-blank" eating contest at my town fair
I can eat 2 or 3 hotdogs easily in under an hour, more than that and I puke
I recently had gastric bypass surgery so I can only eat very small portions
3
How healthy are you?
I exercise every day, and always eat healthy
I exercise a couple of times a week and rarely eat fast food
I work out on the weekends and eat burgers and doughnuts a few times each week
I haven't exercised in years and love just laying on the couch several hours a day watching TV and eating chips
4
How many situps can you do without stopping?
Hundreds, I have rock hard abs and buns of steel
50-80
10-50
I can barely do one, my gut is so big
5
Do you have to pee often?
I have to pee constantly, I have the bladder of a 10 year old girl. Oh wait, I am a 10 year old girl.
I have to pee every couple of hours. I can hold my own if I don't drink a lot of water, beer, wine, Coke, Pepsi, or wheatgrass juice
I'm pretty good at holding it for several hours, even on long road trips
I can hold it all day until my eyeballs are floating
6
Do you like drinking wheatgrass?
Never tried it - I'm strickly a meat and potatoes kinda guy/gal
I drink it occasionally, once a month or so
I drink it fairly frequently, every couple of days or so
I'm on a wheatgrass only diet (and I need a steak)
7
Do you own a wheatgrass juicer?
No, I'll wring the juice out with my bare hands
Yes, I use a Samson Juicer
Yes, I use an Omega Juicer
Yes, I use another model
8
Are you scared of cows?
I love cows and want one at my house to pet and cuddle
Cows don't scare me at all
I'm scared. I don't want to think about where my giant Big Mac comes from
I'm terrified. I have nightmares about getting gored while running with the bulls in Paplona, Spain
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